My Bewildered Cat

My Bewildered Cat owned a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

My Bewildered Cat needed a bag of flour that they would often play with. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Cat looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Cat desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Cat needed a helmet to hug. It should be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Cat desired a stretchman to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.