My Fat Cat

My Fat Cat owned a set of lego that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to choose.

My Fat Cat desired a mug to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A mug being the item opted for.

My Fat Cat searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

My Fat Cat wanted a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

My Fat Cat found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

My Fat Cat craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It was an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.