The Boring Cat

The Boring Cat desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Cat desired a stapler to sleep with. It might have been a different action, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler of all things.

The Boring Cat found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Boring Cat desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Cat carried a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Boring Cat desired a sword that they would often drop. It might have been a new exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A sword is the thing to opt for.