My Confused Cat
My Confused Cat desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.
My Confused Cat always carried a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon of all things.
My Confused Cat carried a big sponge to throw. It would have been a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.
My Confused Cat desperately looked for a melon that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a melon is the item that was chosen.
My Confused Cat often carried a bat that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.
My Confused Cat always kept a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player of all things.