The Angry Cat

The Angry Cat always carried a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It might be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Cat craved for a block of cheese to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Angry Cat desperately looked for a mug that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A mug of all things.

The Angry Cat looked for a mug that they would drop. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A mug would be the item chosen.

The Angry Cat craved for a helmet that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Angry Cat needed a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.