The Naughty Cat

The Naughty Cat always had with them a mug that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Cat had a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Cat had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Naughty Cat wanted a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was fun. A little monkey was the chosen item.

The Naughty Cat needed a pen that they liked to embrace. It should have been a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

The Naughty Cat always kept a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.