His Ugly Cat

His Ugly Cat desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A bottle of coke was the chosen item.

His Ugly Cat searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Ugly Cat always kept a pint of beer to demolish. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Cat often carried a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Cat desperately desired a hat that they would drop. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen item.

His Ugly Cat desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.