My Confused Cat

My Confused Cat had a little monkey to break. This seems a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Cat desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

My Confused Cat found a ball that they would often put on his head. It was a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Cat wanted a computer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Cat desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often smash. This seems an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

My Confused Cat had a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.