The Nervous Cat

The Nervous Cat desperately searched for a pint of cider to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was amazing. A pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Nervous Cat had a spade to worship. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a spade having that done to it

The Nervous Cat searched for a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Cat desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who felt it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Cat wanted a helmet that they liked to break. It should be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Cat craved for a set square to experiment on. It was an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.