A Silly Cat

A Silly Cat desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Silly Cat often carried a melon to sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to select.

A Silly Cat carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Silly Cat desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.

A Silly Cat looked for a cup that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.

A Silly Cat needed a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It is an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.