His Purple Cat

His Purple Cat owned a stretchman that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

His Purple Cat needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is epic. A magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

His Purple Cat always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Cat desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It would have been an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

His Purple Cat desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

His Purple Cat always kept a toilet brush to break. It might be an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item opted for.