The Exciting Cat

The Exciting Cat desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Cat wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Cat needed a helmet that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A helmet is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Cat owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally play with. It is an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Exciting Cat searched for a ball that they would sometimes drop. It might be a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Cat desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.