Card game, but now with 100% more painfull fun

Allright, so me and a couple of friends came up with this card game during recess in highschool. It involves slapping, cards and lots and lots of pain. Including being very fun.

So, here are the necessities:

*A full stack of cards (jokers are optional)

*Some open space to wind up your slapping hand with 

*Friends. 3 and up to 52 (54 with jokers)

Ok, nice. You've gathered up some friends and you have a full stack of cards in front of you. Now to the rules!

First off, the slapping in this game is focused around one hand, and one hand only. you may choose at the start of the game which hand will both be slapped and slap.

Start by gathering everyone in a circle. This is not that important but it makes it easier when you are trying to figure out who will be your slapping target. No to mention the intensity building up by everyone facing each other.

Now, place the stack of cards in the middle and let everyone draw, but keep the card to yourselves! Atleast for now anyway. 

By now you might need an explanation on how the slapping and the cards are involved in this game at all.                           Every card has a corresponding action in the game, some are defensive while others are to "attack".

Here is a complete list of all the actions for each card:

 2= slap two people to the left

3= imunity to two-slap cards

4= slap two people to the right

5= nothing 

6= slap one person to the left

7= slap the person or people on the oposit side (depending if you are playing with an even or odd number of people)

8= slap everyone

9= slap one to the right

10= pick one to slap

J= get slapped by a person of choice

Q= imunity to picking or random slap cards 

K= invincibility

A=slap two random people of choice

(Joker= steal a card)

Now that everyone knows what their card will do, start by picking a person in the circle and start going around the circle showing cards. This is done one by one.

Now then. To the last and most important part of the game, how do you win? Well in this game, everyone is winner, except one very unlucky person. At the end of the game everyone puts their hand in the middle for comparing who's hand is the most damaged. Comparing skin colour, bruises and other possible damages that may have occured. The person with their hand the most damaged, gets a slapping round by everyone else playing. 

And that's it! Go have fun with your friends, coworkers, bitter rivals or dinosaur buddies. Slap each other up real good, and keep the results on your phones for next time as a mental note that you don't want to lose this game again.