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The undersides of the leaves are gloriously healthy. The dots don't rub off, but after brushing against a few leaves, my finger feels sticky like a piece of tape. The trichomes are here! :D

Nanobots bro 😱

a way to get rid of those is to apply a magnet two times a day for a week, then put tin foil on the top kolas of the plant! ;)

Tin foil on the top cola will pick up too many alphabet gang communications, stressing out the already susceptible to paranoia weed plant, creating a paranoid hi.

The magnets do help to slow the nanobots ultimate goal of forming a voltron like weed eeradicator, but I would still install jumper cables & a few car batteries to all of your pots after a good water. Then shock those little nano farkers

Very good string of advice, guys! Cheers!
I've just hung four half-pound standard U-shaped magnets (with the painted red tips) around the plant area. Pics coming soon ; )
I'm going to hold off on shocking the pots after watering, on safety concerns. More research needed here.

Haha we are going to stop these fuckers by putting our heads together, and combining our steem power!!!

I actually do know a guy that grows pretty great weed who shocks his dirt for pest prevention. Haven’t seen it in person, but he swears by it & he is successful. I would never

i would be afraid it would kill the beneficial stuff.

Hahaha.... wait, really? hehe
I've been waiting for them for YEARS! :P