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 Would you rather take a nap inside a giant warm burrito or between two giant slices of warm French toast? 

  1. Burrito
  2. French Toast

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 If an animal was sent to deliver bad news to you, which would you prefer? 

  1. Sloth
  2. Orca

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 What is a better nickname for toast? 

  1. Burn-Slice
  2. Scratchy Hot-Bread
  3. Fire-roasted Grain-slab
  4. Starch-Square, Hot-from-the-slot
  5. Blazin’ Loaf-chunk

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 Which of the other planets should we trust the least? 

  1. Mercury
  2. Venus
  3. Mars
  4. Jupiter
  5. Saturn
  6. Uranus
  7. Neptune

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 If you were invited to four different animal dance parties happening simultaneously, whose party would you choose? 

  1. The Ferret’s
  2. The Anteater’s
  3. The Lioness’s
  4. The Mouse’s

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 Your friend Todd is leaning out the window, asking you to toss him a donut. How many stories up could Todd be and you'd still be confident in your ability to be on target with the donut? 

  1. 1st Floor Only
  2. 2nd Floor
  3. 3rd Floor
  4. 4th Floor
  5. 5th Floor
  6. I have no limits

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 If kitchen appliances came to life, which one would they elect as their leader? 

  1. Microwave
  2. Toaster
  3. Blender
  4. Meat Grinder
  5. Mixer
  6. Bread Maker
  7. Pitcher
  8. Espresso Machine

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 Which animal do you think would be most insulted by the cracker made in its likeness? 

  1. Elephant
  2. Lion
  3. Giraffe
  4. Camel
  5. Tiger
  6. Monkey

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 How do you feel when you look at this image? 

 

  • Fine / I am OK with this.
  • Mildly uncomfortable.
  • Enraged / Horrified.

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 If they were all horse-sized, which barnyard animal would be the most majestic choice for riding into battle? 

 

  1. Sheep
  2. Pig
  3. Chicken
  4. Goat
  5. Cow

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 If a giant doomsday meteor ever were to smash into our planet, on what day of the week would you prefer that happen? 

 

  1. Sunday
  2. Monday
  3. Tuesday
  4. Wednesday
  5. Thursday
  6. Friday
  7. Saturday

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 How many French fries is it okay for a friend to take before you tell them to order their own? 

  1. None
  2. 1 - 2
  3. 3 - 4
  4. 5 - 6
  5. 7 - 8
  6. 9 - 10
  7. 11 - 15
  8. My fry generosity knows no bounds

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 If pasta started growing in place of your hair, which kind would you prefer? 

 

  1. Penne
  2. Fusilli
  3. Fettucine
  4. Farfalle
  5. Spaghetti
  6. Angel Hair
  7. Gomiti Rigati

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Results

 Would you rather take a nap inside a giant warm burrito or between two giant slices of warm French toast?

  1. 53%21.6K votesBurrito
  2. 47%18.8K votesFrench Toast

If an animal was sent to deliver bad news to you, which would you prefer?

  1. 52%20.2K votesSloth
  2. 48%18.5K votesOrca

What is a better nickname for toast?

  1. 30%10.6K votesBlazin’ Loaf-chunk
  2. 19%6,867 votesStarch-Square, Hot-from-the-slot
  3. 19%6,663 votesScratchy Hot-Bread
  4. 16%5,810 votesFire-roasted Grain-slab
  5. 16%5,507 votesBurn-Slice

Which of the other planets should we trust the least?

  1. 39%13.1K votesUranus
  2. 14%4,532 votesJupiter
  3. 13%4,437 votesSaturn
  4. 10%3,453 votesMercury
  5. 9%2,920 votesNeptune
  6. 8%2,827 votesMars
  7. 7%2,324 votesVenus

If you were invited to four different animal dance parties happening simultaneously, whose party would you choose?

  1. 31%9,633 votesThe Anteater’s
  2. 30%9,163 votesThe Lioness’s
  3. 26%8,023 votesThe Ferret’s
  4. 13%3,981 votesThe Mouse’s

our friend Todd is leaning out the window, asking you to toss him a donut. How many stories up could Todd be and you'd still be confident in your ability to be on target with the donut?

  1. 30%8,720 votes2nd Floor
  2. 23%6,676 votes3rd Floor
  3. 21%6,271 votes1st Floor Only
  4. 18%5,114 votesI have no limits
  5. 6%1,717 votes4th Floor
  6. 2%550 votes5th Floor

If kitchen appliances came to life, which one would they elect as their leader?

  1. 27%7,332 votesMicrowave
  2. 27%7,267 votesEspresso Machine
  3. 17%4,607 votesBlender
  4. 12%3,317 votesMeat Grinder
  5. 8%2,239 votesMixer
  6. 6%1,731 votesToaster
  7. 2%556 votesBread Maker
  8. 1%327 votesPitcher

Which animal do you think would be most insulted by the cracker made in its likeness?

  1. 25%6,552 votesTiger
  2. 21%5,582 votesMonkey
  3. 20%5,133 votesCamel
  4. 19%5,125 votesGiraffe
  5. 9%2,305 votesLion
  6. 6%1,653 votesElephant

How do you feel when you look at this image?

  1. 54%14.2K votesEnraged / Horrified.
  2. 43%11.4K votesMildly uncomfortable.
  3. 3%711 votesFine / I am OK with this.

If they were all horse-sized, which barnyard animal would be the most majestic choice for riding into battle?

  1. 32%7,863 votesChicken
  2. 27%6,841 votesGoat
  3. 15%3,842 votesSheep
  4. 14%3,364 votesCow
  5. 12%3,096 votesPig

If a giant doomsday meteor ever were to smash into our planet, on what day of the week would you prefer that happen?

  1. 58%14.1K votesMonday
  2. 15%3,643 votesSunday
  3. 10%2,484 votesTuesday
  4. 7%1,693 votesWednesday
  5. 4%992 votesThursday
  6. 3%788 votesSaturday
  7. 3%776 votesFriday

How many French fries is it okay for a friend to take before you tell them to order their own?

  1. 26%6,429 votes3 - 4
  2. 22%5,446 votes5 - 6
  3. 13%3,216 votesNone
  4. 12%2,877 votes1 - 2
  5. 11%2,791 votesMy fry generosity knows no bounds
  6. 8%1,944 votes7 - 8
  7. 5%1,197 votes9 - 10
  8. 3%632 votes11 - 15

If pasta started growing in place of your hair, which kind would you prefer?

  1. 42%10.1K votesAngel Hair
  2. 22%5,298 votesSpaghetti
  3. 18%4,243 votesFettucine
  4. 8%1,985 votesFusilli
  5. 5%1,117 votesFarfalle
  6. 3%756 votesPenne
  7. 2%541 votesGomiti Rigati




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