The Crazy Builder

The Crazy Builder desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Builder desired a big sponge to throw. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Builder searched for a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Builder found a bag of flour that they liked to drop. It is a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Crazy Builder desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Crazy Builder desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a stapler would be the item chosen.