The Bum Loving Builder

The Bum Loving Builder desperately needed a ball that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Builder needed a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird idea, to you, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Builder desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. It was an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Builder often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Builder had a sponge that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a strange action, to most, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Builder searched for a CD player that they would often eat. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.