The Boring Builder

The Boring Builder desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was wonderful. A bat of all things.

The Boring Builder looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a different action, to you, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Boring Builder desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Builder had a crown that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Boring Builder craved for a set square that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a set square being the item selected.

The Boring Builder desired a crown that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. A crown being the chosen thing.