My Ugly Builder

My Ugly Builder desperately craved for a wig that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a wig being the chosen item.

My Ugly Builder desperately wanted a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Builder always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

My Ugly Builder always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. It might be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A rubber johnny is the item to select.

My Ugly Builder needed a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Builder often carried a computer that they sometimes worship. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a computer being the item opted for.