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A man woke up and shouted "Holy Ghooost Fire !!! "

Wife: what is it, was lion chasing you?.
Man: that would have been better.

Wife: what is it then?
•0‚9 Man: I nearly voted Buhari again in my dream OOooo.
•0…5 Wife: Blood of Jesus! Honey, lets pray.