If only I could reach you

If only I could reach you
by Paul Turner

Your call has been forwarded to an automated autocrat

You have reached the voice box of a tender person

The voicemail box is full and about to disintegrate

Your call has been forwarded to the rings of Jupiter

The Skywell customer has not set up his voicemail, and does not want any, and likes coffee candy

Listen to this percussive ring tone from the eleventh century while we disconnect his cable box