rumors and reality

Once a Ukrainian came from Zhitomir to Moscow, well, walked around, admired the sights, and of course, he had an urge to meet his needs. Well, I found a toilet, and on it there was an inscription - M and F. He thinks: - Yeah, for Muscovites and for Zhytomyr residents. He comes in, and there is a girl sitting on the push, she sees a man and tries to get up, the Ukrainian says to her: - Sit, daughter, sit, I’m also from Zhitomir.