Maybe Britney and her knives is what happened to Madonna

My partner, years ago, tried to get me to join Instagram by pointing to an account of some hot libertarian stripper who talked liberty and sold it with sexiness.

That wasn't enough to get me to join the platform, so I ain't gonna join now just to see whatever Brittney is doing here.

But let her dance with knives and her dogs if that's what makes her happy, people. There are worse things done by celebrities every day. They can't all be Keanu Reeves or Dolly Parton.