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Dang man, you have missed so many awesome days. I suggest you take some time and start reading sultnpapper’s archives.

Together with that awesome recommendation take the warning that next time I find a trash spam comment like that from yours here, I may not be as nice.

I will take you at your word, you miss one day though, I will hunt you down and make you wish you had never found me. Look forward to seeing you here tomorrow.