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in #blog7 years ago

Hello fellow Steemians. Recently I was laid off from my job and currently unemployed. I don't have much savings because I like to live my life lavishly to impress people on social media. My credit card bills and rent is just around the corner and it has been a thorn in my side for far too long. Please, out of the kindness of your heart, upvote my blog to help me out. For every upvote I will say a prayer in good karma. 

50% of your contribution will go to my bills and 50% I will take a few shots of vodka in  honor of your great deed of helping me. Your upvote will cost you nothing and it will mean a lot to me. Pretend like this is an ICO and you're donating to a great project. Bring back faith in humanity by simply clicking on that upvote button! Upvote2017!

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Hello there. Sorry you get laid off and i hope all the best for you. But i think steemit is a good way to get you started and you may want to look at some freelance that may help you to get over the hump. I am sure you will be able to find new job soon.

Thank you for your kind words sir. Much appreciated. I will do my best to become sober and contribute to this great community.

I'm really a hot female with big boobs. Does that help?

I saw one dood curate H.O.T. upvotes by saying he was a female and posting supposed H.O.T. boobs (that were copy-pasted off internet no doubt). That's a good tip for you to also try. Good TImes / Good Luck - I feel your P.A.I.N. !!

Ha! Good idea.

Anything for upvotes. I love it!!!!!

Thank you kind sir. Take my upvote you generous kind hearted man!

It looks like you have plenty of upvotes from yourself already. You won't need mine. :-)

Please be kind. Your heart is warm. I know deep down you're a good person. Upvote and make Steem great again.