I have to say... for people who have made so many attempts to censor and control the internet, theyre remarkably ineffective.

Give me that amount of power, and Im sure I could come up with a solution for controlling the internet. Maybe a combination of hired hackers and getting my hands on those 4-5 people who hold the fragments of the keys to the DNS service. Also every OS would come with the basic http protocol replaced by an upgraded version relaying all info to a central or distributed database.

I can come up with ideas all day, though not all will/would work.