The Talented Bird

The Talented Bird desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes worship. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Talented Bird had a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Bird always carried a pint of beer to sleep with. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer of all things.

The Talented Bird desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Talented Bird always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was sublime. A rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Bird often carried a hat that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing opted for.