The Magical Bird

The Magical Bird often carried a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Bird looked for a big sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Bird desperately desired a melon that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Magical Bird wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Magical Bird had a can of Tango to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Bird found a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.