A Depressed Bird

A Depressed Bird desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd action, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Depressed Bird had a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Bird needed a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Depressed Bird searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Bird wanted a teapot to demolish. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Bird often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it