Their Foolish Bird

Their Foolish Bird desired a mug that they would occasionally worship. It might be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Bird wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Bird always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It was an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Their Foolish Bird desperately searched for a bottle of wine to share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Their Foolish Bird looked for a stretchman that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Bird carried a pencil sharpener that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.