My Weary Bird

My Weary Bird often carried a CD player that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

My Weary Bird carried a big sponge that they would play with. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Bird wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Bird desired a pint of cider to put on his head. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

My Weary Bird desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Bird always carried a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.