His Eccentric Bird

His Eccentric Bird carried a mug that they liked to eat. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Bird searched for a spade that they sometimes eat. It was an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Bird carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Bird carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally share. It might have been an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Bird desired a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Eccentric Bird desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.