The Orange Bird

The Orange Bird desperately searched for a custard pie that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a custard pie having that done to it

The Orange Bird owned a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. This seems to be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Bird had a computer that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A computer was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Bird always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Orange Bird desperately looked for a hat that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Bird found a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.