His Confused Bird

His Confused Bird desperately needed a tomato that they liked to play with. It is a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Bird desperately looked for a set square that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

His Confused Bird desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Bird looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.

His Confused Bird desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was epic. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

His Confused Bird found a crown that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be stunning. A crown would be the chosen thing.