The Bum Loving Bird

The Bum Loving Bird always had with them a block of cheese to hug. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Bird always had with them a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Bird always kept a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Bird needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was simply life. A bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Bird carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Bird searched for a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.