Their Different Bird

Their Different Bird desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Their Different Bird carried a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Their Different Bird looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

Their Different Bird always carried a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

Their Different Bird often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Their Different Bird had a sponge that they would smash. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.