The Bum Loving Bird

The Bum Loving Bird desired a hat that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Bird craved for a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Bird often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. A painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Bird found a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. This seems an exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Bird desperately searched for a computer to smash. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Bird carried a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A stapler being the chosen thing.