The Troubled Bird

The Troubled Bird craved for a radiator that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be stunning. A radiator being the item selected.

The Troubled Bird desired a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Bird owned a set of lego that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Troubled Bird had a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

The Troubled Bird always carried a mug that they would often smash. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing selected.

The Troubled Bird desperately wanted a bat that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.