A Eccentric Bird

A Eccentric Bird desired a sword that they liked to break. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Bird craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Bird always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

A Eccentric Bird desperately needed a cheese grater to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Bird looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes share. It is a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

A Eccentric Bird desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to break. It might be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.