Her Green Bird

Her Green Bird owned a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. It was a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Green Bird carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Her Green Bird desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie of all things.

Her Green Bird craved for a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Her Green Bird found a stretchman that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Her Green Bird found a ball that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a ball was the item that was selected.