Talented Bird

Talented Bird always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

Talented Bird owned a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

Talented Bird found a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Talented Bird needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Talented Bird desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Talented Bird found a set square that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.