The Weary Bird

The Weary Bird desperately craved for a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Bird carried a wig that they would hug. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

The Weary Bird desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Weary Bird looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Weary Bird always kept a chocolate bar that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Weary Bird always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.