His Adventurous Bird

His Adventurous Bird needed a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Bird searched for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It might have been an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Adventurous Bird owned a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

His Adventurous Bird wanted a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It is an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

His Adventurous Bird always carried a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it was exciting. A teapot being the thing selected.

His Adventurous Bird desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.