A Weary Bird

A Weary Bird always had with them a cup that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

A Weary Bird wanted a wig to play with. It would have been a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Bird desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

A Weary Bird always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

A Weary Bird needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Weary Bird desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was opted for.