Her Exceptional Bird

Her Exceptional Bird often carried a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it was fun. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Bird carried a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Bird searched for a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Bird always carried a mug that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exceptional Bird wanted a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Her Exceptional Bird desired a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.