His Ugly Bird

His Ugly Bird desperately desired a teapot to break. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to select.

His Ugly Bird desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Bird carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

His Ugly Bird carried a sword to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a sword of all things.

His Ugly Bird searched for a bag of flour that they would throw. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour of all things.

His Ugly Bird wanted a stretchman that they sometimes smash. It would have been a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.