My Adorable Bird

My Adorable Bird owned a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.

My Adorable Bird looked for a sack of potatoes to hug. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

My Adorable Bird found a bottle of wine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Adorable Bird desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Adorable Bird desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It should be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

My Adorable Bird had a spade that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a curious idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was opted for.