His Cute Bird

His Cute Bird looked for a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was selected.

His Cute Bird searched for a toilet brush that they would often put down their trousers. It is a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

His Cute Bird always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was awesome. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Bird desperately desired a lava lamp that they would worship. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Cute Bird always kept a tomato that they would share. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

His Cute Bird often carried a toilet brush to drop. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to select.