The Eccentric Bird

The Eccentric Bird needed a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Bird desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Bird often carried a rubber chicken that they would often smash. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Bird desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Bird desired a big sponge that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Bird owned a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.