A Troubled Bird

A Troubled Bird desperately wanted a bat to worship. It should be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

A Troubled Bird desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a curious action, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Troubled Bird often carried a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Troubled Bird searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Bird often carried a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A mug being the chosen thing.

A Troubled Bird always had with them a computer to sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.